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I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner
peace.
It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you've started." Such simple advice.
So, I looked around to see all the
things I started and hadn't finished.
Today I finished one bottle of red
wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a box of chocolates and a half
gallon of rocky road ice-cream.
You have no idea how good I feel
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of
the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young
woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped
open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand
on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What
would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally
squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked,
"My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out
every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears? Clearing his throat,
he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
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